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        PUTTING IT ON
Leviticus - Chapter 20: verses 9 through 17
        Use a new condom before each sex act.  Squeeze tip of condom
For everyone that curseth his father or his mother shall be 
        to remove air (excess air could cause condom to break.)
surely put to death: he hath cursed his father or his mother;
        When penis is hard (before any sexual contact), place condom
his blood SHALL BE upon him.
        on tip and roll down all the way.
And the man that committeth adultery with ANOTHER man's wife.
        TAKING IT OFF
EVEN HE that comitteth adultery with his neighbor's wife,
        After coming withdraw penis while still hard.  Hold on to
the adulterer and the adulteress shall be surely put to death.
        rim of condom as you withdraw so nothing spills.  Avoid
And the man that lieth with his father's wife hath uncovered
        further sexual contact with your partner until both of you
his fathers nakedness:  both of them shall surely be put to
        wash your sex organs and any other areas that came in
death: their blood SHALL BE upon them.
        contact with body fluids.
And if a man lie with his daughter-in-law, both of them
        IMPORTANT FACTS
shall surely be put to death: they have wrought confusion;
        If more lubrication is needed, use K-Y Jelly or other
their blood SHALL BE upon them.
        water-based or silicone lubricant.  Do not use oil based
If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman,
        lubricants such as Vaseline petroleum jelly, mineral oil,
both of then have committed an abomination: they shall
        vegetable oil or cold cream as these could break the condom.
surely be put to death; their blood SHALL BE upon them.
        If you or your partner senses burning or itching,
And if a man take a wife and her mother, it IS wickedness:
        discontinue use of this condom.   Try another type of
they shall be burnt with fire, both he and they; that
        condom.  If the condom breaks or semen (cum) spills or leaks
there be no wickedness among you.
        out, you and your partner should wash wherever you had
And if a man lie with a beast, he shall surely be
        sexual contact right away.  If the condom is sticky or
put to death: and ye shall slay the beast.
        brittle or looks damaged do not use it.  Store condoms in a
And if a woman approacheth unto any beast, and lie
        cool, dry place.  Do not keep in a wallet or glove
down thereto, thou shalt kill the woman and the beast:
        compartment.  Keep out of direct sunlight.
they shall surely be put to death; their blood
        CONDOM EFFECTIVENESS
SHALL BE upon them.
        The only sure way to prevent pregnancy and sexually
And if a man shall take his sister, his father's
        transmitted diseases is not to have sex.   No condom or
daughter or his mother's daughter, and see her nakedness,
        contraceptive works 100% of the time.  However, if you are
and she see his nakedness it IS a wicked thing: and
        having sex, LifeStyles condoms, when properly used, can help
they shall be cutoff in the sight of their people:
        prevent pregnancy and the transmission of sexually
he hath uncovered his sister's nakedness;
        transmitted diseases including AIDS.  Condoms are primarily
he shall bear his iniquity.
        intended for use in vaginal sex; other uses can increase the
        potential for breakage.

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