Anti-Christian?

            The simple, and truthful, answer to that question is that I do not hate Christians at all. It is their choice of lifestyle to which I object.

            While science continues to add to the existing body of knowledge that indicates sexual orientation is determined either before birth or in early childhood, it remains obvious that the selection of a belief system based on intolerance, holier-than-thou attitudes, and a passionate desire to force ancient superstitions on a whole society is a Choice. In fact, since the type of Hate Crazed Jaheezian of whom I speak is usually completely consumed by their passionate desire to promote ignorance and intolerance -- it is clearly a Lifestyle Choice.

            And then there is the way they are constantly trying to recruit poor little, innocent children. They don't miss a chance either. Turn on TV and they have their Easter specials, usually aimed right at the mentality of poor little children. On Sunday mornings, when decent parents are sleeping in, the TV is full of "Jaheezus this" and "Jaheeezus that", and "I can yell Jaheeeeeezusss louder than you can". Obviously just another part of the International Jaheezian Conspiracy to corrupt the intellects of our children.

            Your children are not even safe at a Boy Scout function. The Jaheezians have infiltrated that organization with their unfounded and highly improbable superstitions. They are constantly recruiting. They are always going on about Gawd and all those other imaginary creatures.

            I used to think that being a Jaheezian caused people to lose intelligence. More recently I have come to realize that people who are already lacking in intellectual capacity are more likely to believe any old stupid story they here.

            So you see, it is the grandiose system of ludicrous and completely indefensible lies that form the foundation of Christianity - that is what I oppose. I have nothing against individual people who have fallen victim to the lies and deceit of the Christian Agenda.

            My dear sweet husband (who of course could not possibly be my husband legally, but in every other sense of the word is) suggests that the day will come, perhaps shortly, when mental health scientists will both recognize, and publicly profess the idea that the fanatical harboring of demonstrably false religious beliefs is a form of Mental Illness.

            But like I say, I have nothing against them. Why, some of my best friends are Jaheezians.